Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Eat Pray Love 1/5


I'm going to get flak for this.....

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Eat, Pray, Love was adapted from a memoir of Elizabeth Gilbeth. Lizz(Julia Robert) is woman who have it all: nice job, money, and a lovely husband. Yet she still feels empty. The film chronicle her life from divorce and go along Lizz's journey to discover herself from Italy to India and end up with love in Bali.

Sound promising, isn't it?

Well yeah, I admit that they have quite a good cast. Julia Robert is a likable actor and Javier Bardem is good on most movie that he's in. The scenery and camera work are also quite good. But there is one big problem.

The protagonist is unlikable.

Now, I understand that there are many people who suffer a lot of trouble that Lizz has. But for me she's pretty selfish, stubborn, and impossible to satisfy from the beginning. At start, she divorce her husband(Billy Crudup) for reason that he was boring blabbing husband. It's only get worst from that point on because of bad screenplay. The dialog are bland and transition between each scenes are very abrupt. I think understand her a bit but I don't feel any empathy on her at all.

In fact, 'EMPTY' is the word that summarize my feeling about this movie. It might be better if this is make as a miniseries where we can have time to absorb on character thought. But the bad screenplay and trashy dialog from hipster wannabe make the film dry and tasteless.

Do not waste your time with this movie. Just go out and do something. Eat at some good restaurant. Hang out with friend. Do some yoga. Join meditation class. Time is too precious and you should not spend 140 minutes of your life with this piece of eye candy garbage.

1/5 for scenery and shot of yummy spaghetti. I couldn't rate more for Julia Robert's free travel ticket.


Bond retrospective: Part 1 – The film.

Bond retrospective: Part 1 – The film.

It was in 1952 in Jamaica. A man was sitting idle on his balcony. His eyes were cold and relentless. He looked at a martini glass in his hand and ponders on his life. His life is changing. The world was trembling with a cold war. The dominance of Great Britain is shaken as the power struggle between the American and Russian goes on.

And worst of it all. He’s getting married.

It’s not that he don’t know how to handle stress. The war time teach him well. But this was something else. His adventure days are soon to be over. No more thrilled and excitement of war. No more days of meeting and gasping of pleasure from beauty of London. He’s going to be just another retired British spy.

He can’t handle it.

He needs some escape.

So he finished his drink and went to his private study and write. The book was finish in 1953. His wife hates it but it sells pretty well.

The book is called ‘Casino Royale’.


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Well, the new James Bond film is coming up pretty soon. As a long time James Bond fan, I’m pretty excited about it. But as month comes by and spy movie came in and out, we have a good deconstruction film like ‘Spy’ or even Bond-ish film than Skyfall like ‘Kingsmen’. I began to question something to myself?

“What will become of James Bond film?”

While ‘James Bonds will return’ until MGM become bankrupt, I still think it might be a good idea to reflex on what James Bond really is. When I was a kid he was kind of a guy I like to be. But when I grow older and ‘Casino Royale’ came by, my perspective began to change. Bond is no longer a hero I thought he was. As I watch the old film my question begins to grow. Is he a classic gentleman hero? Is he man who sees woman only as sexual object or he was only keeps them out of his life so that they can be safe? Is he British patriot or he just a guy who traps in his job?

Or the most important: “Is he the world hero or just British’s?”

So I decide to sit down and write something a bit for myself. A reflection of my part-time study on the history of James Bond.

While I did not read all the books and some of my information might be inaccurate, I hope that you might get something from it. 

But first, let get back in time.

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The tough beginning
Ian Fleming writes Casino Royale, the first James Bond book, in 1953. Like any good book nowadays, Casino Royale license was bought immediately by CBS in 1954 for  one hour TV series. At that time, Americans were not ready for British anti-hero that Daniel Craig portray today. So CBS decided to make the most Americanized Bond ever. James Bond became CIA agent ‘Jimmy’ Bond who was play by…..Willie Nelson.
Suffice to say that it’s not accurate adaptation. 

Barry Nelson as 'Jimmy' Bond.


For some reason, Fleming also sold Casino Royale license to another studio in 1954 which complete 1968. This time it’s a parody. And as for the accuracy of the film………………….

The word inaccurately can’t even describe it.

Seriously, this is not from Austin Power. 

The day Bond became an icon.
Fortunately, a guy name Harry Saltzman got another license from Fleming. He partner up with Albert R. Broccoli for another adaptation. This time they got publish by United Artist. Unlike other adaptation, the main lead was no name whose only work is in commercial. Ian Fleming even unimpressed with the guy.

The name of that guy was Sean Connery

The film name was Dr. No.

Surprisingly, Dr No becomes a smashing hit. With the subsequent success of 'from Russia with Love' and 'Goldfinger, Connery change Bond perception from Cold sadist British Spy to charming Womanizer superspy we' know today.

 
The one that start it all.
Six shade of Bond
As years gone by and actors came in and out of role, each one gave their unique taste.

Sean Connery’s Bond was a charming dangerous secret agent who throw woman around like a toilet paper.  Sexist role models that people that people love even on this very day.

The adventurer

George Lazenby, with only film he made, was Connery clone with less sexism and sentimental heart for his tragic wife.
The tragic hero

Roger Moore’s was a satanic playboy who casually toss bad guy down the cliff while making a fool of himself.

The genius fool.

Timothy Dalton’s was Daniel Craig’s prototype, dry angry man who hated his job and look down upon woman. Yet, despite his brooding nature, he’s loyal to his friend and some sentimental spot for his girl.
The impulse.

Pierce Brosnan’s was a boy with toys who have the best trait of all four. He has muscularity of Connery with Moore’s comedic line along with Dalton’s ruthlessness and Lazenby’s vulnerability for pretty broken bird.

The charmer.

Daniel Craig’s Bond was considered to be the closest to Ian Fleming’s James Bond. A sad man who hide his sadness beneath his cold and ruthless exterior.
The blunt instrument.


As you can see Bond’s concept have change by the time. After all these year did original Bond finally come back? But how much each new film closes to the original source? What did the original Bond looks like anyway? People forgot him for ages until Daniel Craig came up.

Is it really matter? Does it worth at all that we try to get Bond’s character back to original?

We can only know these answers by the looking at the source material, and the man who start it all.

Ian Fleming.